Rejected Slogans for Coca-Cola’s First Alcoholic Beverage

 

  • We hope this makes up for taking the cocaine out

  • It’s the real… wait, what was I talking about?

  • I’d like to buy the world a Coke-and get it totally wasted!

  • Impairs central nervous system functioning—and we mean that in a good way

  • Part of a truly Happy Meal

  • It comes in diet, but who gives a crap?

  • Refreshing AND inebriating!

  • Pepsi doesn’t have the guts to do this

  • For a limited time-that is, until closing time

  • When you want to be blitzed and wide-awake at the same time

  • Have a Coke, and start rambling on about all the people who have wronged you