Things Overheard at the Royal Wedding

 

  • I’m bowing to everybody, just in case

  • Somebody tell the Queen that Elton John wants his outfit back

  • Why didn’t somebody tell me you weren’t supposed to wear white?

  • Security here-any Markle relative sightings?

  • I’m missing the opening of Deadpool 2 for this??

  • Oh my God! Is that the girl from Suits?

  • What’s the rule? He can’t divorce her, but he can have her beheaded?

  • I dare you to run down the aisle and shout that the Spanish Armada has been sighted off the coast

  • So will the Duchess still be going out on auditions?

  • I hope they don’t already have a salad spinner

  • Will this wedding include any spoilers for The Crown?

  • Free Bird!!!!