Ways Mark Zuckerberg Celebrated His 34th Birthday

 

  • Swiping your personal data… again

  • Making his daily “Ha! Ha!” phone call to the Winklevoss twins

  • Having to click “Like” on every damn Happy Birthday posting

  • Still desperately trying to grow facial hair

  • Free Grand Slam Breakfast at Denny’s!

  • Shopping for a new birthday hoodie

  • Faking outrage over Russian bots

  • One word: Unfriending

  • Clipping coupons!

  • Doing some stuff you wouldn’t understand, loser