Signs You’re Stuck with a Bad Prom Date

 

  • Three words: Pig’s blood shower

  • He keeps asking if you’re wearing a wire

  • His parents want to take pictures, including “tasteful nudes”

  • He offers you $130,000 in hush money

  • He complains about having to “get all dressed up”

  • He tells you he needs to be back home in time to watch Pawn Stars

  • He picks you up in an Uber—and he’s the driver

  • He just hit on the chaperone

  • He didn’t realize that “turd in the punch bowl” is just a saying

  • He greets you by placing both hands on your breasts

  • He makes you sign an NDA

  • He’s showing a lot of cleavage