Signs You’ve Faked Your Own Doctor’s Note

  • Your blood pressure is described as “50 over fabulous”

  • The note just says “S’all good!”

  • It’s on Motel 6 stationary

  • The phrase “excellent health” is in quotation marks

  • The smiley face is a big tip-off

  • You spelled “healthy” with an “f”

  • The phrase “doesn’t have no diseases” sounds unprofessional

  • The note casually mentions, “This guy is hung like a racehorse!”

  • Even the note reeks of alcohol

  • Real doctors don’t use the term “stud”

  • Somehow, you managed to misspell “M.D.”

  • It’s signed, “Donald Trump”