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Your blood pressure is described as “50 over fabulous”
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The note just says “S’all good!”
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It’s on Motel 6 stationary
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The phrase “excellent health” is in quotation marks
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The smiley face is a big tip-off
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You spelled “healthy” with an “f”
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The phrase “doesn’t have no diseases” sounds unprofessional
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The note casually mentions, “This guy is hung like a racehorse!”
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Even the note reeks of alcohol
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Real doctors don’t use the term “stud”
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Somehow, you managed to misspell “M.D.”
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It’s signed, “Donald Trump”