Proms need three things to be successful: Good music. Decent food. And, of course, an uplifting theme like “Under the Sea”, “A Night in Paris” or, well, anything NOT on today’s list of . . . The Top Least Popular Prom Themes.
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“A Night to Remember . . . Unless Bill Cosby Shows Up”
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“One Hour of Dancing, Followed By Six Hours of Wondering if You’re Going to Have Sex or Not”
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“Tripping on Grandma’s Expired Meds”
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“A Colonoscopy for the Ages”
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“Majestic Disappointment”
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“Hangin’ with Harvey Weinstein”
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“A Night of Slow Dancing While Trying to Hide Your Erection”
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“Enchantment Under The Rising Sea Level”
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“Night of a Thousand HPV Vaccinations”
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“I Watched 20 Drag Makeup Tutorials for This?”
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“Grope-a-palooza!”
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“Difficult Pregnancy”
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“If The Confederacy Had Won”
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“The YouTube Comments Section”
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“One Night in Paris . . . Hilton”
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“The Sound of Muzak”
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“A Party Crazier Than Kanye”
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“All Smash Mouth, All The Time”
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“A Night Under the Stars, A Morning At the Planned Parenthood Clinic”
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“It’s All Downhill From Here, Head Cheerleader and Football Captain”
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“Under The Sea of College Loans”
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“Good Luck in Community College”