We can’t all be Avengers…
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Your cape is a stolen Holiday Inn towel
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Your “super power” is to dial 9-1-1
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Your mild-mannered alter ego is more intimidating than you are
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Your “Fortress of Solitude” is your parents’ garage
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You’re in something called “The Avengers Auxiliary”
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Even your sidekick won’t return your calls
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Thor picks on you just to impress Black Widow
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You’re in the DC Universe