Signs You’re a Lame Superhero

We can’t all be Avengers…

  • Your cape is a stolen Holiday Inn towel

  • Your “super power” is to dial 9-1-1

  • Your mild-mannered alter ego is more intimidating than you are

  • Your “Fortress of Solitude” is your parents’ garage

  • You’re in something called “The Avengers Auxiliary”

  • Even your sidekick won’t return your calls

  • Thor picks on you just to impress Black Widow

  • You’re in the DC Universe