Rejected Titles of the ABBA Hologram TV Special

The members of ABBA say they’ve recorded new material for the first time in 35 years. The Swedish pop supergroup says it has recorded two new songs, including one entitled “I Still Have Faith in You.”  The band’s statement said the members reunited to plan a virtual tour featuring digital avatars and decided to head back into the studio. “I Still Have Faith in You” will be performed by the group’s holograms in a December TV special. For the two-hour show, which is being produced by the BBC and NBC, the band members were digitally scanned and “de-aged” so they’ll look more or less as they did at their peak in the late ’70s. But what to call it?

  • ABBA Kinda Live!

  • More Lifelike Than Ever!

  • If You Want Authenticity You’re Listening to the Wrong Band

  • They’re Not Dead, Honest

  • Swedish Meatballs

  • They Look Better As Digital Creations, Trust Us

  • Jurassic World Sings!

  • We Tried Claymation, Didn’t Work

  • Better Than Watching Old People Dance

  • Money, Money, Money

  • It Was Either This or Eight Hip Replacements

  • Mamma Mia Culpa!