Overheard at the Queen’s 92nd Birthday Party

 

  • Blimey, mate, that’s a lot of candles

  • Off with everyone’s head…kidding!!

  • Who wants to see the dungeon?

  • Gather ’round, we’re going to play “Pin the Tail on Charles”

  • Big news, everyone-we’re invading France!

  • I just saw a bouncer throwing out Donald Trump

  • I got her a gift card to Target. Is that good?

  • The doormen out front are only letting hot chicks in

  • I can’t wait for that part where they spank her 92 times

  • God save the Queen… and those words are more relevant than ever

  • So where’s the after-party?