Ways Superman Celebrated His 80th Birthday

 Superman turns 80 this weekend…

  • Saving the stupid world, just like every other day

  • Went for a pleasant fly in the park

  • Enjoyed a little “me time” at the Fortress of Solitude

  • Leap some tall buildings in a single bound-it never gets old!

  • Liking” countless Facebook birthday greetings

  • Hoping nobody notices that Clark Kent never seems to age

  • Free Grand Slam breakfast at Denny’s? Check!  

  • Hearing “You don’t look 80” all day long

  • Mandatory Justice League margarita blowout!