Marijuana “Fun Facts”

  • In Oregon, it’s illegal NOT to smoke it.
  • The high is so much better when someone else paid for it.
  • People who sell it always wear shark teeth around their neck.
  • You can get a contact high from it just flying over Jamaica.
  • Without it, “SpongeBob” would’ve been cancelled in 2002.
  • No one has ever been caught by the cops or their parents with THEIR OWN weed in their pocket.
  • William Shakespeare smoked pot. We know this by his famous line, “Doobie, or not doobie, that is the question.”
  • It’s the reason you blew $8,000 on Girl Scout cookies.
  • In addition to treating pain and relieving stress, marijuana also gives you something to discuss at Thanksgiving with that weird uncle who lives in a van.
  • Every time a vape pen lights up, an angel gets a barbed wire tattoo.
  • To be honest, when you’re high, every fact is a fun fact.
  • When they legalize it nationwide, Betty Crocker’s gonna have a serious product rollout.
  • If you smoke enough of it, you can actually convince yourself there’s nothing wrong with a 45-year-old living in his mom’s basement.
  • Obesity rates are 33% lower in cannabis users, but only because they sometimes get the munchies and then forget to eat.
  • If you think anything on this list is true, you’re probably wasted