Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Tax Accountant

It’s Tax Day…

 Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Tax Accountant

  • What are you doing here? Is it April already?

  • I did your return in pencil, just in case

  • What does “IRS” stand for, again?

  • Has anybody from the FBI been asking about me?

  • This should be done by early fall at the latest

  • My cousin is a lawyer, in case you need one

  • I spilled cough medicine all over your return

  • Yeah, I think they’ll go for this

  • I ever tell you I once worked for Wesley Snipes?

  • The trick is to make your 9’s look like 7’s

  • Bookkeeper? I said I was a beekeeper!

  • Yes, it’s a prison tattoo-so what?