Overheard at Kim Kardashian’s 20th High School Reunion

 

  • Wow! That got a lot bigger

  • I hear the class photo is going to be a giant selfie

  • No, I will NOT sign a release to attend my own reunion

  • Is that Tristan Thompson hitting on the former homecoming queen?

  • Can someone please pose for a picture without making pouty lips?

  • It doesn’t seem like 20 years, guys, but then I flunked math

  • Kim was voted Most Likely to Make People Question the Definition of Success

  • You inspired me to give my own children stupid names!

  • So, Kim… what have you been up to?

  • I’ve seen all your videos!