Signs You Have a Shady Attorney

 

  • He keeps asking if you’re a cop

  • The will you asked him to draw up names him as your sole beneficiary

  • He sleeps in the back of a Vietnamese nail salon

  • No matter what you ask him about, he advises you to flee the country

  • Two words: fake mustache

  • Two more words: neck tattoo

  • His legal pad is covered with crude doodles of genitalia

  • His solution is always to try and “pin it on a drifter”

  • There’s nothing in his briefcase but a gun, a sandwich, and some women’s panties

  • He tells you to “Plead the sixth” 

  • He answers his phone by saying, “New phone, who dis?”

  • He got his law degree from Trump U.