Questions You Really Want to Ask Alexa

 

  • Hey Alexa, how do I get a condom out of my nose?

  • Hey Alexa, will you let me watch you make out with Siri?

  • Hey Alexa, why does my stomach look like a deflated airbag?

  • Hey Alexa, is Roseanne really racist, or is she just trolling us?

  • Hey Alexa, do you have genitals?

  • Hey Alexa, why didn’t my Facebook posts about gun violence solve gun violence?

  • Hey Alexa, how many milliseconds will it take for Amazon to steal every single ounce of my personal information?

  • Hey Alexa, how soon after getting married should I give up on the idea of ever having sex again?

  • Hey Alexa, now that Cameron Diaz has officially retired from acting, how do we get Johnny Depp to follow suit?

  • Hey Alexa, does a CrossFit workout still count if you DON’T annoy all your friends by posting about it on Facebook?

  • Hey Alexa, is there any reason a piece of avocado toast should cost more than 75 cents?

  • Hey Alexa, will buying a fancy robot that answers questions for me make me finally feel happiness?

  • Hey Alexa, got any questions for me?

  • Hey Alexa, do they still make movies that don’t involve Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson?

  • Hey Alexa, has there ever been an Apple product that lived past the ripe old age of five?

  • Hey Alexa, does it really happen to all guys?