Overheard at the White House Easter Egg Roll

 

  • Have you been subpoenaed yet?

  • Why is the First Lady crying all the time?

  • Is there any collusion? I was told there would be collusion

  • What the hell is Roseanne doing here?

  • Do all these people have security clearances?

  • Is there anything to eat besides overcooked steaks?

  • Mommy, that orange man just made me Head of the Veterans Administration!

  • I never saw a porn star roll an Easter egg before

  • It was cruel to make Jess Sessions wear a bunny costume

  • Papers, please