Things You Don’t Want to Hear from a Guy in an Easter Bunny Costume


  •  Psst—it’s me, Anthony Scaramucci—The Mooch!

  • Sorry, kids, but I have to comply with the terms of my parole

  • Guess where I’m hiding my carrot

  • Who wants a free back rub?

  • Am I supposed to grant wishes or something? They didn’t explain at the agency

  • I can’t feel my hind legs

  • Anyone know how to get lice out of fake fur?

  • Death to the infidels!

  • If anybody wants candy, they can kiss my fluffy white butt