Ways to Make the Roseanne Reboot More Exciting 

 

  • One word: Dragons

  • Dan dies repeatedly and comes back each time

  • The Conners start cooking crystal meth in the basement

  • Can the series be moved to a ridiculously large Manhattan apartment?

  • You can’t go wrong with a talking horse

  • A different Becky in every episode!

  • Bring back Tom Arnold without telling Roseanne

  • More Lenny and Squiggy!

  • Quentin Tarantino-level use of “F” and “N” words

  • End-of-episode cameo by ghost of Suzanne Pleshette