The Top Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Tax Preparer

Got your tax appointment scheduled? If so, we hope you won’t experience anything from this list of The Top Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your Tax Preparer.

  • I’m glad you came to me instead of doing this online. I may need the bail money.
  • If you want to avoid getting audited, you’d better get elected president.
  • Remind me again: What are “deductions?”
  • Once I finish this return, I’ll need you to sign here, date here, and then set your house on fire.
  • No, not “six.” I said you have a “sick” figure income.
  • I’m not worried about making a few honest mistakes. That’ll be YOUR problem.
  • I’ll try to get these done for you before I get subpoenaed by Robert Mueller.
  • I’m a millennial so you’ll need to show me how a calculator works.
  • Do you have two fives for a twenty?