Superman’s Pick-up Lines


  • There’s a reason they call me the Man of Steel

  • You must be made of kryptonite, because you’re making me weak

  • I’d love to see what my cape looks like on your bedroom floor

  • Lois Lane doesn’t understand me

  • Getting a little tired of hooking up with Marvel superheroes?

  • I’m more powerful than a locomotive… entering a tunnel, wink, wink…

  • Ever do it in a Fortress of Solitude?

  • Did you see Batman v Superman? No? Good!

  • I can also get OUT of my costume fast