Rejected Slogans of Sonic Pickle Juice Slushies

Sonic is going to start selling PICKLE JUICE slushes this summer. Basically, it’s like a snow cone that’s flavored with a sweet pickle juice syrup.

  • It only looks like cat vomit

  • The FDA seems OK with it

  • They say pregnant women crave stuff like this

  • How often do you really finish your drink anyway?

  • Who remembers The Exorcist?

  • Surprisingly swallow-able!

  • Looks the same going down and coming back! 

  • Ask your doctor first

  • Kills most types of tapeworms

  • Pour it on a Reuben sandwich!

  • You’ll pee funny colors!

  • Removes rust stains