Signs You’re at a Bad St. Patrick’s Day Parade

Signs You’re at a Bad St. Patrick’s Day Parade

  • There are tanks and missiles and a reviewing stand with Kim Jong Un on it

  • Some prankster gave laxatives to all the horses

  • It still ends with Santa Claus for some reason

  • The guy in the leprechaun outfit is 6’4”

  • What’s up with all the goose-stepping?

  • One word: Riverdance… or is that two words?

  • The Grand Marshal? Bill Cosby

  • They haven’t bothered to ban vehicular traffic

  • Most of the vomit isn’t green