Little Known Facts about Donald Trump’s “Space Force”

 

  • Their communicators are Twitter-ready

  • If we had them now, Rick Saccone would have won in Pennsylvania

  • Hey kids, they’re bendable and posable!

  • Gary Busey was the first to volunteer

  • When you join, you get a cool decoder ring

  • Headgear is modeled after that thing on Donald Trump’s head.

  • None of them can get White House security clearances either

  • Secret Moonbase-Shhhh!

  • They can earn extra money doing stuff for Elon Musk

  • Bone spurs will guarantee you a deferment