Signs That You’re Fed Up with Winter

 

  • You turned your clock forward to July

  • You downed a bottle of brandy and threatened Jack Frost to a fistfight

  • You haven’t stepped outside since Black Friday

  • You got busted for sending hate mail to Al Roker

  • You plan on skipping Easter to celebrate “Nor’ Easter”

  • You’re drinking so much liquor your urine is flammable

  • You always buy a second cup of coffee to pour in your socks

  • You microwave your underwear before putting it on

  • You slept with Stormy Daniels just for the burning sensation