Complaints of The Shape of Water’s “Fish Man”

 

  • People who don’t practice “catch and release”

  • Two words: Red Lobster

  • Chicks who think it’s sexy to lick tartar sauce off your body.

  • Whale poop

  • Everyone’s always asking if I know Daryl Hannah

  • People who just assume you’re a Pisces

  • Peeing in the pool-come on, guys!

  • When you forget about the glass and bump your head on the side of the tank

  • Kids demanding to know if I’m Aquaman

  • Getting caught in one of those six-pack rings

  • Overfishing