The Top Things You Can Do At The Airport During A Flight Delay

Lots of travelers in the Northeast were stuck at airports due to delayed or cancelled flights. Instead of being miserable, they could have made good use of their time if they had this list of The Top Things You Can Do at the Airport During a Flight Delay.

  • Look out the window and watch Harrison Ford crash.
  • Count the number of passengers wheeled out on gurneys on the average Spirit Airlines flight.
  • Go into the restroom and score everyone from 1 to 10 on their bathroom noises.
  • Use that $20 bill in your wallet to buy a bottled water and . . . no, that’s it. Just a bottled water.
  • Hold up everyone else’s flight by getting in all the other lines and pretending you can’t find your ticket.
  • Catch up on the latest John Grisham book about a lawyer tackling institutional corruption called, “Every John Grisham Book”.
  • Walk by the international flight gates and ask people why the hell they’re flying to S-hole countries.
  • Elect yourself president of all electrical outlets and impose a tariff on battery charging.
  • Get out your wireless speaker and put Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” on repeat.
  • Luggage cart luge!
  • Watch cable news all day long for a preview of what your life will be like as a senior citizen.
  • Run out on the tarmac with your arms spread, yelling, “I’m not waiting for the plane . . . I AM the plane!”
  • Prepare for your flight by sitting next to somebody and hogging the armrest.
  • Go up to a worker in the Duty Free store and in your best Beavis voice say, “Uh, uh, you said duty.”
  • Challenge a Southwest pilot at the bar to a drinking contest.