Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the Academy Award Ceremony

  • Recreating Roberto Benigni’s seat climbing

  • Booing the “In Memoriam” segment

  • Two words: MAGA hat

  • Yelling, “Get on with it!” during every acceptance speech

  • Playing your tuba, even if tastefully

  • Trying to meet stars by hanging out near the urinals

  • Yelling out “La La Land!” every time they say, “And the Oscar goes to…”

  • Calling Willem Defoe “William”

  • Playing the “Beat the Nominee to the Podium” game

  • Trying to get a “wave” going

  • Being Harvey Weinstein