Cuddling Secrets Guys Won’t Tell You

1. No matter what he tells you, some small part of him is suddenly thinking about sex. His intentions might be pure, but he wouldn’t mind if this escalated.

2. It’s not that comfortable for him. No person’s arm is meant to bend at this angle and bear weight for a sustained amount of time.

3. His arm’s asleep. If you are on his arm and it’s been ten minutes, it’s tingling.

4. He’s been holding in a fart for a Guinness World Record amount of time. What a gentleman.

5. He’s probably balancing precariously on the edge of the bed or couch. Just so that you can be comfortable.

6. He’s waiting for you to fall asleep before he rolls over to his side of the bed. Where he can finally stretch out and relax. Give this man a medal.

7. He’s holding his phone just out of sight instead. You thought he was quietly holding you and watching The Bachelor? Dude’s flicking through Instagram.

8. He does love cuddling. He might not want to admit it, but despite all the discomfort, the man does love to snuggle.

9. Sometimes he watches you sleep and thinks how lucky he is. Then he realizes it’s been an hour since he had any feeling in his hand and slides it out from under you.

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