Top Things We Learned From The Winter Olympics

The 2018 Winter Olympics are now history. Let’s review what went down over the past two weeks with The Top Things We Learned from the Winter Olympics.

  • Despite all the ice, nothing in PyeongChang was more frozen than Tara Lipinski’s face.
  • In a world where you can combine skiing and shooting into an international Olympic event, is pineapple on pizza really that weird?
  • If you have a “dad bod” . . . you’ve got a good shot of making the U.S. Men’s Curling team.
  • If we want to do better, maybe we SHOULD encourage more immigration for Norway.
  • Curling shows that there are some men who actually do know how to use a broom.
  • Conditions in South Korea can get chillier than the Trump marriage.
  • Those female figure skaters really do get cold out there.
  • Russians will find a way to cheat at everything, whether it’s curling or U.S. presidential elections.
  • Nobody watches the Winter Olympics.