Top Things that Annoy Bartenders

I will be back at at work on Monday Morning.  This week, I’ve been off doing a little Field Research so that I could bring you…

Top Things that Annoy Bartenders

  • Having to bite their lip to avoid hissing, “Wussy” when a guy orders an Apple-tin
  • People who play One Direction in the jukebox . . . and ask them to turn it up
  • Customers who can’t appreciate the artistry and craftsmanship of pouring something into a tiny glass
  • People who insist on making a “getting caught in the rain” joke after ordering a pina colada
  • Their boss getting all disgusted when they’re caught using a soda dispenser gun as a bidet
  • Not being able to spit into an annoying hipster’s craft beer when he tries to impress them with his vast knowledge of malted barley.
  • That guy who knows everything about every sport on every TV.
  • Being asked if when they pictured their dream job, it involved earning minimum wage to cap off a 10-hour shift by mopping piles of puke off the floor.
  • Listening to your drunk ass screech “Don’t Stop Believin'” on karaoke night.
  • When they don’t get better tips after showing off much more cleavage . . . and they’re guys.
  • Delicately crafting a specialty cocktail that a drunken frat boy slams back in three seconds.
  • Being out of Dos Equis when the Most Interesting Man in the World shows up.