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The closest you’ve gotten to Korea is ordering kimchee takeout
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The last thing you remember is falling off the ski jump
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Your downhill time is measured in hours
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You never really could give up the cigarettes or tequila
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They made a movie of your life starring Kevin James
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You wear a sequined outfit, and you’re on the hockey team
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Somebody has to point out the difference between ice skates and roller skates
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The East German judge came out of retirement to give you a zero
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Four words: Can’t stand the cold