Complaints of the Kim Jong Un Impersonator

 

  • Can never rock a decent haircut

  • Damn ballistic missiles STILL can’t hit the US mainland

  • Don’t have the pecs to pull off a Putin impersonation

  • Trump’s mean-spirited nicknames really hurt

  • Stupid economic sanctions!

  • That chick who impersonates my sister is a total flake

  • Honestly, after a while the diplomatic isolation tends to

  • wear on you

  • Every time somebody calls me “Rocket Man,” that dang song gets stuck in my head

  • The ladies just don’t seem to like autocrats. Am I right?