Surprises in the Fifty Shades Freed Movie

 

  • Jonah Hill excels as romantic lead

  • Animated segments integrated almost seamlessly

  • Includes on-screen apology by the producers to any males forced to see it

  • It’s entirely in Hindi with English subtitles

  • Sex scenes are very realistic-if you live in Westeros

  • The dungeon master is played by that “Mr. Bean” dude

  • Awkward crossover scene with Paddington Bear

  • No actors were harmed during filming

  • R” rating stands for “Redundant”

  • Intrusive product placement from the makers of duct tape

  • Script loosely based on Dr. Seuss classic “The Lorax”

  • Helen Mirren supplies the voice of a vibrator