Things You Don’t Want to Hear from an Olympic Judge

 

  • Can you do that again? Wasn’t paying attention

  • If this was Survivor you’d be thrown off the island

  • You tried, and that’s what’s important

  • I give that an “A” for effort but these scores are numeric

  • Four words: the agony of defeat

  • Honestly-have you been drinking?

  • Thank Goodness you’re not getting paid for this

  • I just wish I could give you a poop Emoji instead of a number

  • I’m deducting points for not executing that twirly, spinny thing

  • You’re an embarrassment to sequins

  • You remind me of Tonya Harding…and not in a good way