Rejected Names for Ozzy Osbourne’s Farewell Tour

Ozzy Osbourne will be retiring from the road after a lengthy world tour. Taking place over two years, Osbourne will zig-zag the globe on his “No More Tours 2,” a reference to his 1992 tour of the same name. Here are some tour names The Prince of Darkness rejected

  • Unintelligible Mumbling Tour
  • I’m Alive? Are You Sure?
  • Last Tour Ever #6
  • Stop Throwing Dead Bats at Me!
  • Thanks for the… Lost My Train of Thought
  • If Elton John Quits, So Do I!
  • Snore at the Moon
  • The Ozzman Mumble-eth
  • Mild Dementia Train
  • Remember Me? I Don’t