Frequently Asked Questions about Mardi Gras

 It’s almost that time of year…Mardi Gras!  So here are some of the questions you’re most likely to hear.

  • Where am I?

  • What is the proper ratio of tossed beads to exposed breasts?

  • Can you hold my hair while I barf?

  • Whoa, is that legal?

  • Is that a surveillance camera?

  • Can “totally naked” be considered a costume?

  • Has anybody seen my shoes?

  • Is that blood?

  • How do I remove body glitter?

  • Are those real?

  • How long have I been lying in this gutter?