Overheard at the Super Bowl

  • I should have taken the money I spent on a ticket and bought an NFL franchise

  • I’m not taking a knee-I’m praying that the Patriots lose

  • Once again, Bill Belichick fails to win “Best Dressed”

  • Hi, we’re taking up a collection for the Cleveland Browns

  • It’s not whether you win or lose-oh wait, it is

  • I greased myself in case some Eagle fan tries to climb me

  • I can’t believe I’m missing all those great commercials

  • After the game we can enjoy the Minnesota winter!