Signs You’re at a Bad Super Bowl Party

 

  • There’s no TV in sight

  • Everyone is decked out in Cleveland Browns gear

  • They’re watching a video of last year’s Super Bowl

  • Someone hung banners that reads, “Go Cavaliers!”

  • Cable’s out

  • Somebody keeps flipping through the channels to see “what else is on”

  • Mmmmm! Vegan buffet!

  • A fistfight breaks out during the national anthem

  • It’s being held in the men’s room of a gas station

  • You end up sitting between Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey

  • It’s on Saturday