Surprises In Donald Trump’s State Of The Union Address

 

  • Spent the first 10 minutes facing the wrong direction

  • Duet with Chance the Rapper

  • Spot-on Christopher Walken impression!

  • Peter Pan-style entrance was cool, even if you could see the wires

  • Ted Cruz seen drinking water instead of human blood

  • Close-up magic was a mistake in a venue that size

  • Whole chunks of dialogue lifted straight out of the movie MXP: Most Extreme Primate

  • Kept referring to himself as “Big Bad Daddy T”

  • First State of the Union address with commercial sponsors

  • When Mitch McConnell killed that fly and ate it

  • Kept referring to “Diana Ross and the Supreme Court”

  • It was almost coherent