Least Popular Grammy Categories

Bruno Mars and Kendrick Lamar were the big winners at last night’s “Grammys, which included political statements on everything from racial injustice to Time’s Up to immigration. The Real winners though were the people who watched something else…

  • Most Glaring “In Memoriam” Omission

  • The Lady Gaga Award for Best Outfit That’s Really a Cry for Help

  • Best New Artist Who Already Seems Ancient

  • Most Original Kanye West Interruption

  • Best New Name for P Diddy

  • The Fresh Prince Award for Inoffensive Rap

  • The Soy Bomb Confused Political Statement Award

  • Record of the Year from Someone Born After People Stopped Buying Records

  • Best Sampling without Permission

  • Best Country Song to Not Reference a Truck