Rejected XFL Team Names

WWE Chairman Vince McMahon is bringing back his football league, The new-and improved XFL won’t rely on gimmicks like the old XFL. So expect it to be like the NFL, but without the viewers. But what will they call the new teams? They haven’t decided yet, but we did learn of a few names that they rejected…

  • New York Pizza Rats

  • Miami Banana Hammocks

  • New Jersey Ethnic Stereotypes

  • Philadelphia Morbidly Obese

  • San Jose Software Engineers

  • Seattle Musicians Stuck in 1996

  • Washington Colluders

  • Fort Lauderdale Old Farts

  • Denver Omelettes