Signs You Really Hate the New England Patriots 

 

  • You got a degree in physics just to figure out what really happened in Deflate-gate

  • You named your first-born “NOT Tom Brady”

  • You’re a believer in both decency and fairness

  • You can’t go to a bar without getting into a brawl over the “tuck rule”

  • You even hate OLD England!

  • You’re actually considering befriending some Philadelphia Eagles fans

  • You’ve been known to stand outside Pete Carroll’s home screaming, Why would you call a PASS!?!?

  • You have rolls of Bill Belichick toilet paper printed up at great personal expense

  • You smashed your TV screen so many times, you have Best Buy on speed dial

  • Just the thought of Gisele Bundchen can make you lose an erection