Complaints of Kim & Kanye’s New Baby


  • I’m a day old-why do I have to sign a non-disclosure agreement?

  • Maybe I don’t want to be on TV. Did you ever think of that?

  • All of my relatives seem to have weirdly inflated lips

  • Get those cameras out of my day-old face!

  • Whoa, somebody turn the tacky down a couple of notches

  • I better not be associated with that awful Kylie Jenner show

  • What’s this weird thing my dad has about Beyonce?

  • My publicist is way too slow returning calls

  • My entourage is lame