Moviegoer Complaints about Paddington 2

 

  • What’s with all the beheadings?

  • Vin Diesel was totally miscast

  • Very derivative of Last Tango in Paris

  • Pretty sure a bear wouldn’t be able to handle an automatic rifle like that

  • Obviously based on Anna Karenina but without proper attribution

  • Was hoping for a cameo of that bear from The Revenant

  • Was told that Christopher Plummer was replacing Paddington

  • Whoever heard of a movie without Legos?

  • So simple, it’s like it was made for children!