Overheard at the Golden Globes

 

  • Remember, if La La Land wins, it’s a huge mistake!

  • So they still won’t let Steve Harvey host, huh?

  • Remember not to thank the Academy-that’s a whole different awards show

  • Is this the one with the little astronaut statue, or the one with the fake box of popcorn?

  • I’ve always thought of myself as a stable genius

  • Hey, didn’t I see you at the Sound Effects Editors Awards show?

  • This red carpet is really more carnelian

  • Is this the awards show where I get slimed?

  • I got a screener from Louis C.K. that was just him without any pants on

  • Call me by your name”? That doesn’t even make sense

  • It’s nice to see Oprah Winfrey finally getting a little attention