The Top Other Things With 1 In 302 Million Odds

The odds of winning tonight’s Mega Millions jackpot are 1 in 302 million. Speaking of those odds, check out The Top Other Things with 1 in 302 Million Odds.

  • Assembling an IKEA end table in less than 72 hours.
  • Amazon not using enough bubble wrap in your shipment.
  • Getting your name spelled correctly on your cup by a Starbucks barista.
  • Luke really being the last Jedi.
  • “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” sweeping at the Emmys.
  • A Boy Scout troop hiring Kevin Spacey as their new leader.
  • You not seeing a car insurance commercial in the next 10 seconds.
  • The president of Mexico personally presenting Trump with a billon dollar check for construction of the border wall.
  • Using a bottle of soy sauce before it expires.
  • Seeing Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin and his wife in front of you in the checkout line at Walmart.
  • Robert Mueller still being employed in six weeks.