Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Local Weatherman

 

  • Does the word “Siberia” mean anything to you?

  • I hope you don’t have any plans for the next 4 months

  • Look, I’m not gonna lie to you

  • You might want to Google “best ways to treat frostbite”

  • Winter is coming

  • Not saying it’s going to be cold, but the living will envy the dead

  • If you’ve got a timeshare in Hell, you might want to go there

  • Shelters will be open

  • Dangerous to the very young, the very old, and everyone in between

  • Great weekend ahead — if you’re a Yeti

  • Next week should be better…for the survivors