Signs You Had Too Much to Drink on New Year’s Eve 

 

  • Mariah Carey’s stage banter made perfect sense to you

  • During the countdown, you forgot what comes after “4”

  • You spent the evening in front of the TV telling Ryan Seacrest that he’s your best friend

  • For some unknown reason, you find yourself handcuffed to a mime

  • Your blood alcohol level was “.2018”

  • You seem to have swallowed a noisemaker

  • You woke up in your own bed, but it was on the side of the highway

  • Your spouse is angry with you-and you weren’t married when the night started