Signs You Had a Bad 2017

 

  • You’re still writing 1989 on your checks

  • You have Cleveland Browns season tickets

  • You finally got your big break, and it’s working with Louis C.K.

  • You’ve been counting the days off on your cell wall

  • Watching Mariah Carey blow her New Year’s Eve performance was the high point of your year

  • You’re trying to see if there’s some way to skip 2018

  • You’ve spent a lot of time googling the phrase “statute of limitations”

  • You’re a big fan of American Democracy

  • 2017 was the year you finally got around to signing up for AOL Messenger

  • You had no idea it was 2017