Little Known Facts about Disney World’s Donald Trump Robot

Disney unveiled their Animatronic Donald Trump, but only 32% of visitors approve of it.

  • More lifelike than Trump himself

  • It’s actually Scrooge McDuck, but with pants on

  • Nothing it says is true

  • There’s a Mike Pence robot lurking right behind it

  • Powered by batteries, wires and Big Macs

  • The Melania robot wants nothing to do with it

  • Knows approximately 75 words, just like Trump!

  • Blames everything on the Obama robot

  • Way more menacing than the robots on Westworld

  • Lost popular vote to the Hillary robot

  • Remotely controlled by Vladimir Putin